It’s said that the Year of the Iron Tiger (or is that the “9-Iron Tiger”?) will keep away the three main tragedies of any household, and we can only surmise those averted tragedies would include something like NOT:
2) discovering extracurricular texts and phone calls from strange women on your husband’s cell phone; and
3) being forced to fend off a paparazzi feeding frenzy.
Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free? ‘Vice Versa Verses’ December 8, 2009 posting "Wedded Biz”.